Man Jess - Hard @ Work

Campers,

Aren't you impressed with Man Jess' (aka Jess B., aka Superman, aka Dolphin Boy) skills to put together these fantastic photomontages, which have an uncanning ability to highlight some of our characteristics as a group or individually or at the very least entertain us throughout our sometimes painful days as we lick our wounds from our workouts.

Well, I've always been curious as to HOW our friend was able to find enough time to this all the while still remaining employed. Luckely, through the help of some "friends" we were able to capture these pictures Jess both at work and at home. After looking at these closely (painfully), clearly, we see a man that is focused, organized and "well equiped"...

JESS @ WORK


ps: nice mullet, you should let that puppy out at bootcamp!!!

JESS @ HOME

MAN JESS UPDATE

I tend to make fun of some of the fellow campers once in a while - the advantage I have since I am a geek and a slacker with a vivid imagination (thanks to all my fantasy comics growing up) and a great sense of humor (to make up for the lack in my looks).


I'm not as smart as Greg with all the funky haikus and can never aspire to be an athlete like Jerome, so therefore, to be liked by y'all, I use my precious hours at work to add some commentaries on the blog.


I thought as my 1 year aniversary of fitwitting with this camp, that I would share some of my progress. I am so grateful for Josh's approach towards fitness...a year ago, I could barely touch my toes and look at me now!!!

Operation Saran Wrap - REVEALED!!!

Both Bryan and Greg

Jelena and Jessica . . .

Jerome and Jill too

Started with cupcakes

Vanilla and chocolate

With cream cheese icing

F-bomb had a plan

And Bryan had Saran Wrap

A mission was born

Six piled in the car

Jill kept a lookout in front

The rest went to work

The wrap was too loud

Sounded like a bad cat fight

Neighbor Paul slept in

Jelena's old cans

Not THOSE, but REAL metal cans

Were the final touch!

Revealing the real dukes...

the final product...this picture does not give it justice!

Jelena's other cans...

with alot of planning and discussions...we managed to cover the whole thing!

you don't understand how loud this was...

the initial lay...

on the lookout looking good...

hiding behind the car hoping to not be "caught"

not sure what that means!!!

on the way to vera...excitment abound...

would you have eaten one if you had seen this firt!!!

6 people working hard in Jess' tiny kitchen...good thing we are tight

look at the concentration on those boys...

why is there one vanilla and the rest are chocolate...

the mastermind of the dukes showing off her chugging skills...our hero!

Strength does not come from physical capacity.

It comes from an indomitable will...

A haiku toast for our leader/motivator/tomentor/friend/supporter/leader Josh as he turns one year older today.

Sara N. wraps up
To protect her from the cold
Even cars need warmth

Working with our friends
Celebrating together
Getting things wrapped up

Happy Birthday Josh
Since we could not buy a car
We packaged yours up!